1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 The following programme contains strong language. 2 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,440 You're gonna be a nana. 3 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,559 I got a boyfriend! 4 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,359 Hiya. 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:18,799 It's from your Dad. 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,519 I don't even know what to call you. 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,239 Hello, son. 8 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:25,799 I've got absolutely no feelings for you whatsoever. 9 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,360 Probably cos I wasted them all on you twenty five years ago... 10 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,320 I still love you. 11 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,120 Bye, love. Ta-ra! 12 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,759 Oh, my God, you're not? Eight weeks. 13 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,519 Well, have you told Sean? Sean's not necessarily the father. 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,520 So who? Rob. 15 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,360 It might be Rob. 16 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:59,399 ♪ And then, she smiles 17 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:04,080 ♪ And my heart starts beating, I go weak inside 18 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,839 This room is proper small. 19 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,039 I can't believe you made me share it with Luke. 20 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,839 Ey, good boy, there are children in Africa'd give their 21 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,799 hind teeth for a room like this. 22 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:28,800 Sorry. 23 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,519 What is a hind tooth? 24 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,040 I dunno... is it a fang or something? 25 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,919 What?! 26 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:41,119 I'll get it. It's really brilliant we got a spare room though. 27 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,159 I don't know anyone in school with a spare room. 28 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,680 Except Kyle Davies and that's cos his Nana died Christmas, so she didn't need a bed. 29 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,759 But it's not a spare room, it's a nursery! 30 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:50,919 Sean... 31 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,599 Babe, when can we tell him? 32 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,719 Oh, hush now! 33 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,959 Aw, come on, Emma knows. And Paula. 34 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,039 And everyone'll know soon with you getting... 35 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,279 Fat. 36 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,040 Curvy! I was gonna say curvy! 37 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,999 Look, I know you're excited, but I just wanna wait till the scan, OK? 38 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,439 You're the boss. 39 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,039 Mam! 40 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,959 Mam. It's a laptop! Rob Morgan sent me a laptop! 41 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,159 - What?! - He did what? 42 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,119 So me and Luke can Skype each other! 43 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,159 Oh, my God, this is mint, this is! 44 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,600 Wait till I tell Little Al. 45 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,120 Full of surprises, your ex. Yeah. 46 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,519 You're not upset, are you? 47 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,279 What? Don't be daft... 48 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,599 I gotta fetch Auntie Brenda, haven't I? 49 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,679 D'you want me to come? No, you're all right. 50 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,240 She's a bit of an acquired taste is Auntie Brenda. 51 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:41,840 Be careful with that computer, good boy. I got no money to get it fixed to go breaking it. 52 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,279 No, no, I've got the details here. 53 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,399 So there are two projects outstanding 54 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,439 the barn conversions and the... 55 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,760 Yeah, remind me? 56 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,879 And what's the estimated completion date for that? 57 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,600 Luke! 58 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,399 Made up your mind about Sunday? 59 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,639 I'm telling you, ice hockey's not a proper sport. 60 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,959 It's like darts or paintballing or something. 61 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,279 You are so gonna regret saying that. 62 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,280 Am I? 63 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,039 I'll pick you up at one. 64 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,839 OK. 65 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:17,840 Sweet. 66 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,920 So you think we can exchange within the week? 67 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,519 Excellent! 68 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,960 Yeah, I'm hoping so, as soon as things are finalised. 69 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,719 Yeah, I'll get Anne to sort out the flights. 70 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:33,920 Alright, cheers, Mike. 71 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,200 Yeah, I'll be in touch. See ya. 72 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,599 Right, we sinking some beers or what? 73 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,039 And there's me thinking, y'know, bring him over here, 74 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:47,119 open his eyes to Canadian culture, get him watching ice hockey 75 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,359 and snowboarding... 76 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:52,239 I'm going the ice hockey - Sunday as it goes. - With Kate? 77 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,359 Yeah. But tonight I wanna go boozing with my old man. 78 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,679 Less of the old. 79 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,719 Sorry, I meant really old. 80 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,520 Come on then. Looks like I might have something to celebrate... 81 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,959 - Auntie Brenda. - Well, good God - here she is! 82 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,079 Sorry I'm a bit late. 83 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,759 Oh, don't be daft. 84 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,359 I been chatting with Petra Sheen. 85 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,999 I haven't seen her since the late '90s. 86 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,719 Excuse the car. I inherited it. 87 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,519 Ooh. Very swish. 88 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,879 Ey, I'll tell you something, it's good to be back in Pontyberry. 89 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,719 Me and your parents should've done this swop thing years ago. 90 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,559 Well, I think you're mad. 91 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,119 I'd choose Tenerife over Pontyberry any day of the week. 92 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,239 That's what they all say, Stell, at first. 93 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,879 But it's an evil place that Place de las Americas - 94 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,479 full of San Miguel and sodomy. 95 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,080 Oh, it's far more your parents cup of tea. 96 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,280 Right... 97 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,920 Settling in nicely they were when I left. 98 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,039 Duw, 99 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,360 you've put on some weight mind, haven't you? Ooh. 100 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,800 Yep. 101 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,760 I know that. 102 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,719 I'm not trying to teach anyone to suck eggs. 103 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,920 For God's sake. 104 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,519 Look, nearly there. 105 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,439 Just a couple more... inches. 106 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,680 What's going on? 107 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,519 Bit of a measurement error. All under control. 108 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,240 Oh, charming! 109 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,319 Dai. Dai! It's not gonna work, love. 110 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,479 You'll need to use a different casket. 111 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,399 Fetch that Sheridan Oak up from the cellar. 112 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,719 But it's second hand. 113 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,479 Well, no-one'll know! 114 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,840 And Daddy got the stain out, it'll be fine. 115 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,999 Oh, fair play, Em, his head is filling out now isn't it? 116 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,759 More smoother in the face, like. 117 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,799 Your tea's here, OK? Thanks. 118 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,599 Sunny, where to have you put the baby oil? 119 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,999 Erm... by the salt and pepper? 120 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,119 Aw, it's always a worry when they're first born, 121 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,120 cos no-one'll tell you if your baby's a minger... 122 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,439 Oh, come on, Jas - d'you have to? 123 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,959 Aw, just till the end of this bit. 124 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,999 Apparently baby massage is on the up now. 125 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,319 All the what-you-may-calls are doing it. 126 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,639 - Soap stars? - Politicians. 127 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,240 Pop a bit on by there, babes. That's it. 128 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:32,360 You're gonna like this, Abra. Yes, you are. 129 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,559 I gotta say, it's grown on me, his name has. Abra. 130 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,639 It means Cloud. 131 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,839 I know. Abra-cadabra, Karl do call him. 132 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,999 Yeah, you keep telling us! - We know. - Yeah, you said. 133 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,959 We might start doing massage at the salon. 134 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,399 If the tanning takes off, like. 135 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:49,079 - Hoody-hoody. - Come on up, Jag! We're in by here we are. 136 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,479 Are you seriously calling it "Tantastic Bodies"? 137 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,159 - Yeah. Why? - Nothing. 138 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,559 I think it's mint. 139 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,879 Nadine how nice to see you! 140 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,159 Alright, Jag? Hiya, Tan. 141 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,839 I really must apologise for the state of my son's home. 142 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:02,840 Tanisha... 143 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,439 Emma, really, this is not good. 144 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,599 Not now, Tan. 145 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,439 Yeah, calm down, Mum. It's their home. 146 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,279 Precisely, not yours. Now get back down to the shop. 147 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,199 Your break finished... twenty minutes ago! 148 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:21,359 Slave driver! I could take you to court. 149 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:24,399 Emma, your husband is about to start medical school 150 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,239 and your home looks like a knocking shop. 151 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,599 - Come on now. Chip-chop. - What? Mum, it's fine. 152 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:33,240 - No, it most certainly is not fine. - Yeah, it is. Just leave it. 153 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,759 Aww... 154 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,920 I think he filled his pants he have, Jag. 155 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,240 Well done, Abra. 156 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,839 - Auntie Brenda. - What you doing 'ere? 157 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:07,039 Karl, my lovely boy - well now, there's a treat! Come here! 158 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:11,399 I heard you were coming back like, so I got you a bit of shopping in. 159 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:15,399 There's a luv, he is. Isn't he a luv, Stell? 160 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:19,879 Knight in Shining Armour. I can see why you married him, kid. 161 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,839 Yeah. But y'know we been divorced eight years now, don't you? 162 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,679 Oh, it's just a little blip - isn't it, Karl? 163 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,799 We'll soon have you back in the marital home. 164 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,239 Yeah, well actually I got a new boyfriend. Called Sean. 165 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:35,799 Right! Let's see what state my brother have left this house in! 166 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,319 I don't get it! She absolutely bums you. 167 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,320 I know. 168 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,559 And your hair looks ridiculous. 169 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,520 Oh, heck, it's worse than I thought! 170 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,399 So let me get this straight. You've bought a run-down construction firm. 171 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,439 In Pontyberry?! 172 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:01,599 Yeah. Idris Howells' place. You know - it, on Murphy Way? - Oh, nice of you - to mention it! - I just have! 173 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,079 So you're going back to Wales?! 174 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,439 - Yeah. - Just for a month, get it all set up... 175 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,479 What about me? I've only just got - here! - You don't have to come. 176 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,199 And someone else'll run it - it's just an investment, that's all. 177 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,279 Hi, guys! 178 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,319 Hi, Glenda. Two beers please. 179 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,879 But I thought you hated Pontyberry. 180 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,039 I never said I hated it. 181 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,679 Look, when I went back in the summer, it was because of you. 182 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:22,999 To meet you right? 183 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,359 But y'know, I spent some time there and things happened... 184 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,039 and seeing the old home town again... 185 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,399 You sound like Tom Jones now. 186 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,800 - People I grew up with. - Like Karl? 187 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:37,280 - Like your mother. - Yeah? 188 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:43,039 Oh, I get it. 189 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,039 Look, I hate to disillusion you like, but Mam's with Sean. 190 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,479 And she's dead keen on him. 191 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,239 So that ship's well and truly sailed. 192 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,119 Yeah. Maybe. No maybe about it. 193 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,560 It's still worth investing in. 194 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,679 You do mean Pontyberry Construction, don't you? 195 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,520 Yeah, course. Cheers. 196 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,399 Bloody fascinating, this. God... 197 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,119 What've you got there then...? 198 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,520 Nothing. Boring. 199 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:36,319 Spank you very much, sir. Oh, let's have a look. 200 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,880 No, Pauls, leave it... 201 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,039 Undertaking Today ? Yeah... 202 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:47,519 You were getting turned on by Undertaking Today? 203 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:51,719 What it is, I'm just really enjoying it, working with you. 204 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,160 Doing the undertaking. 205 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,319 See these wicker caskets? Yeah. 206 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,799 They were going down a storm with the environmentalists, 207 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,119 they ALL wanted one but then disaster struck. 208 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,679 Because they creak! 209 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,919 Exactly! 210 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:09,119 But then this fella, Empson, discovered this oil, you spray it on 211 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:13,799 an hour before the committal and the whole thing's as smooth as custard. 212 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,000 Not a sound. 213 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,079 D'you wanna play corpse and the Widow? 214 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,680 Aye, go on then... 215 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:33,359 Oh, Jeff. My darling, Jeff. 216 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,199 How am I ever gonna live without you? 217 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:40,399 It's going to be so hard... 218 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,520 So very hard. 219 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,279 Yeah, Dad, honestly. 220 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:49,879 There's absolutely nothing for you to worry about! 221 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:54,680 Yeah, and the gas and the electricity and the council tax... 222 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,999 Yes! 223 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,280 Right, I gotta go. I'll call you in a couple of days... 224 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,959 Ben! Gumpa sends his love... 225 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,440 - Hiya, Gumpa! - Love to Mam. 226 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,240 Bye. 227 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,919 Oh, bless. 228 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,919 No matter how many times I tell him, your grandad thinks you have 229 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,919 to shout on the phone from Tenerife! 230 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:21,119 I just messaged Luke. We're gonna Skype tomorrow night. 231 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,719 Oh, that's nice. 232 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,479 D'you actually know what that means? No. 233 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,919 You're such a dinosaur. 234 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:31,040 - Raargh! Night. - Good night. 235 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,640 I love you, Bethan. 236 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,919 Oh, it's bin day tomorrow and I should've got Brenda some bleach. 237 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,880 Oh, I love it when you talk dirty. 238 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,359 What goes on in that head of yours? 239 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,680 Nothing. 240 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,679 The purple's nice, mind, isn't it Karl? 241 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,839 For the blinds in the front. 242 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:42,999 - Yeah. - I told Janice we was opening - and you know what she said? - No. 243 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,359 She said, "Not another tanning shop! 244 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,879 "This town used to make coal, now all it makes is dirty faces!" 245 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,119 You ready, babes? 246 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,799 He's going to do it. 247 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,799 The big man is gonna do it, Dine. 248 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,719 Yes he is. That's it, that's it... 249 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:02,359 He hands off the giant winger. Is he over? Is he over? 250 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:07,360 Is he over?! OH YES! He's over the line! 251 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,880 That was stunning, babes. Cheers. 252 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,240 Having said that, I'm now thinking the turquoise. 253 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,839 Y'know you're gonna have to slow down on the ironing at some point. 254 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,199 I can't afford to. 255 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,639 Yes, you can! Babe, I'm gonna look after you. 256 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,880 Both of you... 257 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,759 Oh, Mam, can I have a lift? 258 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,199 No, love. I got this lot to shift. 259 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,279 Aw what?! 260 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,959 I'll take him if you like. Will you? 261 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,039 On the Harley? 262 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,119 Yeah, why not? 263 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,679 Oh, Mam, can I, can I, can I? 264 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,759 Oh, I dunno - will it be safe? 265 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,639 Mine's safer than your bloody driving. 266 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,799 Oi! Oh, go on then. 267 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,000 Awesome. 268 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,080 - See you. - Ta-ra! See ya! 269 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:05,840 Well, Duw, Alan Williams! Now there's a man who've aged. 270 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,519 Auntie Brenda, I heard you were back. 271 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,759 I needed a break, Al. I couldn't stand it any longer. 272 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,319 It's a disgusting place. 273 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,359 Me and Melissa had our honeymoon in Tenerife... 274 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,719 Exactly. 275 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:23,399 Ken and Meg are over the moon to be there, but they'll soon learn. 276 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,319 How's that boy of yours - still plump? 277 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,999 Little Al! Say hello to Auntie Brenda. 278 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,359 Hello, Auntie Brenda. 279 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,159 Aw, hiya, love! 280 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,879 Yeah, you wanna get him on a diet sharpish. 281 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,600 Before the self-hatred kicks in. 282 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:41,720 Good God, Moira Lamb! I thought you was dead. 283 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,440 Alan! Alright? 284 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,440 I wonder if I might have a word? 285 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,800 Er yeah, can I get a balance on my account please...? 286 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,880 Hiya Bethan! 287 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,679 Who's that? 288 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,600 - It's Bethan. - Right, this will get her attention. 289 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:22,119 Good luck, son! You make me and your mother... Very proud... 290 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,479 Very proud, yeah. 291 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,679 Look, you're not coming to the bus stop with me, OK? 292 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,960 Acha baba, we'll wave from here, ah? 293 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,719 Jasminder, come and wave your brother good luck. 294 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,720 He's going to be a doctor for God's sake... 295 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,399 Good luck! 296 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,879 What about his lunch? He'll starve. He hasn't got anything to eat. 297 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:44,159 Yes he have. I done him a sandwich. 298 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,440 Dairylea and egg. 299 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,119 I appreciate that, it's simply out of my hands. 300 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,479 You know how I'd always opt for human interaction instead of a... 301 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,759 Belisha beacon? 302 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,999 Well, strictly speaking, it's a pelican crossing. 303 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,359 The Belisha beacon is... 304 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:03,040 I know what a Belisha beacon is. - I'm a lollypop man. - I'm sorry. 305 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,560 When do I finish? End of the month. 306 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,120 Al! Look! 307 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,320 Yeah. Very nice. 308 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,360 Hey! You-ee! 309 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,879 You must be Sean then? Er... yeah? 310 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,479 I'm Auntie Brenda. Listen. I'll come straight to the point. 311 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,639 I've got no time for flighty northerners. 312 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,799 Flighty northerners in leather coats on mopeds with 313 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,719 a hankering for older women. 314 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,919 Now, you look after Stella, and you and me'll get on just fine. 315 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,279 But you mess around with her head and her what-yer-call 316 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,359 and you'll feel the wrath of my weft, good boy. 317 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,919 Do you understand? 318 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,799 You know I love Stella, don't you? 319 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,039 Love isn't worth the paper it's written on, beaut. 320 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,559 Still. Nice to meet you! 321 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,400 Yeah. Likewise. I think... 322 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,799 I got him ready now Paul... 323 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:13,519 - Oh, good God, Dai! - What you doing creeping around like that for? 324 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,519 I'm just trying to y'know... develop an 'elegant glide'. 325 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,239 More respectful, like. Right. 326 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,959 Anyway, Mr Mason, he's ready now. You said to say. 327 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,360 Just in time by the looks. 328 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,039 Mrs Mason, I am so sorry for your loss. 329 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,680 Sorry for you loss, sorry for you loss. 330 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,600 Shall we go through? 331 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,440 OK. 332 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:53,239 I tell you what, it's gonna be stunning. No two ways. 333 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,679 The whole town'll be browner and beefier. 334 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,639 Like a Bolognese. 335 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,399 And it's what Dine have always dreamed of I imagine. 336 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,239 Being her own boss, like. 337 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,239 Aye. Like the manly one in Dragon's Den. 338 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,800 Only without the shoulder pads. 339 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,519 Mind, you would not want to meet her down a dark alley on a foggy night, would you? 340 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,119 Oh, I dunno. She does it for me that one. 341 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,439 Oh. 342 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,199 What's that? Who's "Bodie" when he's at home? 343 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,759 What? 344 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,639 "Tantastic Bodie's". Come on, Karl. 345 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,719 Details, details. We gotta keep on top of it. 346 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,840 Otherwise we'll be out of business before we've tanned our first arse. 347 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:37,559 So, OK, in your own time, and only when you are ready, 348 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,279 my assistant is going to remove the sheet 349 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:45,359 and let you see Mr Mason, lying peacefully, resting in peace. 350 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,960 May his God bless him and keep him. 351 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,720 OK? 352 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,560 No! No! Wait. 353 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,119 Yeah. Go on then. I'm ready. 354 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,200 Do it now, do it now. 355 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,160 That's not my husband. 356 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,720 No, that's definitely not him. 357 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,880 Dai. Could I have a word? 358 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,800 One moment. 359 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,720 Sorry mate. 360 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,999 Easy! 361 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,679 I've read this one. Terrible ending. 362 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,680 Everyone dies! Yeah, so I heard. 363 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,559 So you coming to the union with us? 364 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,240 Erm, well... Wrong answer. 365 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,719 You coming to the union with us? 366 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,480 Yeah, OK. Just for one. 367 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,280 Keep up then! 368 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,879 Stella! 369 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,160 I text you I was coming. 370 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,160 Yes. Come in, come in. 371 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,919 Good God, have you been burgled? 372 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,439 Having a little sort out I am. 373 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,080 Might be something here worth a few quid, never know. 374 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,159 - Maybe. - Don't suppose you... 375 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,720 wanna buy something, do you? 376 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,320 Hat? 377 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,600 Nice. 378 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,080 Has something happened...? I've lost my job. 379 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,360 I'm being replaced. 380 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,519 Oh. 381 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,079 Belisha? 382 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,759 Life's crap sometimes, isn't it? 383 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,040 Yeah. Terrible. 384 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,440 Alan, are you smelling my head? Yes. 385 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,720 I'll just, er... That'll be good yeah. 386 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,120 One, two, three. 387 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,560 - Ooh. - Ugh. 388 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,239 I'm gonna have to - keep my eye on you. - Why? 389 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,839 You're in danger of becoming a little bit boring. 390 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,199 Come on the "Sunny Side Up", one - more. - I can't. 391 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,879 You didn't even drink that. Go on, Sun. 392 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,279 - One more. - After three - one, - two, three. - One, two, three. 393 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,400 - Ho-ho-ho! - Yes! 394 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,359 Now... 395 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:08,639 it says here you could enrol for Maths on a Monday 396 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,079 and a Thursday and your English on a Tuesday. 397 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,079 That leaves you with two free evenings... 398 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,599 for other subjects. 399 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,679 Oh, my God, I'm not resitting my GCSEs! How many times? 400 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,639 So, you're going to just work in a shop the rest of your life, are you? 401 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,439 You and Mum do! 402 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,519 You don't find me complaining and telling you to do resits... 403 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,399 Er, that is hardly the same. 404 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,999 Dad. I'm never gonna be Sunny. 405 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,839 And for me, life's not about getting letters after your name and a poxy paycheck. 406 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,519 I wanna do things with my life. 407 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,959 Proper things, things that count! Hiya. 408 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,319 Hey Em me and Beth are gonna have a game of Jenga later. 409 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,839 - You wanna play? - I can't. 410 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,039 I'm going Mam's for tea - we're all Skyping Luke tonight. 411 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,759 Oh, you give him our regards. 412 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,600 - Will do, ta-ra. - Bye. 413 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,559 Oh, proper things like Jenga, you mean? 414 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,559 Jenga, janga. 415 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,000 Well, at least I'm not on drugs! 416 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,480 Yet. 417 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,879 I know what you're thinking and you can stop it right now. 418 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,519 Looking at me like that all judgmental. 419 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,039 Mam? In 'ere. 420 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,399 He's sleeping he is. 421 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,039 I thought if he has a kip now, he'll be awake for our chat with Luke. 422 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,839 Aw, wake him up in a bit, is it? 423 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,720 Have a little cutch with his Nana? In a bit, yeah. 424 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,159 You heard from Sunny? 425 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,679 He text me. He says everyone's really nice and friendly and that. 426 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,399 But they've got like masses of work to do. 427 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,640 Well, he would I suppose. Yeah. 428 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,959 So, how you feeling? Fine. 429 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,519 You been lucky not having the morning sickness. 430 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,479 I was vomming every day I was, do you remember? 431 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,840 Yeah. 432 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,479 I been thinking, 433 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,639 it's gonna save you a load of money you having Abra's hand me downs. 434 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,359 Do you want tea did you say, or coffee? 435 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,360 I didn't. 436 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:05,999 Mam! 437 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,759 Every time I mention the baby, you change the subject. 438 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,679 It's like you don't even wanna be - pregnant. - Yeah, well I don't really Emma, if you must know. 439 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,999 I think the whole thing's a bloody - disaster! - What? 440 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,799 I'm 42, I've already brung up three kids and now I'm a nana as well. 441 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,919 And I just don't have the energy for starters. 442 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:25,279 And Sean, he won't shut up about it, like he's the only man in the whole world ever to become a dad. 443 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,719 And I just want the whole thing - to stop. - You can't say that! 444 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,679 Yeah, I can. I've had enough, Ems. 445 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,800 It's really crap. 446 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,640 Aw, come here. 447 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,839 Look... 448 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,479 you're only feeling like this cos of Rob. 449 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,719 Cos there's a tinsy chance that it might be Rob's. 450 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,239 But you and Sean you were fine till he come along 451 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,960 and now he's gone you can be fine again. 452 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,840 You love Sean, that's all that matters. 453 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,960 Isn't it? 454 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,199 I not sure if I do, Presh'. Mam? 455 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,159 Well, if I loved him, why did I have sex with another man? 456 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,359 - - Hiya! - Emma's here! - Alright! 457 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,199 Oh. 458 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,159 I heard you met Auntie Brenda this morning? 459 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,279 Yeah! Didn't exactly welcome me with open arms. 460 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,799 Sounds like her! Ooh, careful love bit hard! 461 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,239 Ooh, sorry. You put your feet up, I'll get the tea on. 462 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,360 Coffee! 463 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,640 Cheers. Letter there for you. 464 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,199 Fancy a run tonight? 10k? Might do you good. 465 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,119 Fuck off, I'm a labourer! 466 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,759 I'm burning calories all day not like you, Mr Desk Lizard. 467 00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,240 Yeah, it would be embarrassing wouldn't it being beaten by a really old man? 468 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,679 It's from the Immigration lot. 469 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,319 They want me to go in. 470 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,959 Oh, they love a bit of ceremony the Canadians. 471 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,759 "Your full visa, Mr Maurice." 472 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,759 They'll want to hand it to you personally! 473 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,159 Oh, my God, was that a Canadian accent?! 474 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,439 Well, at least I'm not still talking "like a Welshy boyo from the Valleys". 475 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,880 Oh, my God, was that a Welsh accent? Shut up! 476 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,760 Where are you gonna do this... Skyping malarkey? 477 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,080 In the den, I thought. 478 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,279 You gonna say hello? 479 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,039 Erm... 480 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,119 Yeah, yeah, I thought I might. 481 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,479 Just to be polite, you know? 482 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,000 Sure. 483 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,840 Nice shirt by the way 484 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,199 Right, I'm off. Oh, come on, Sun. 485 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,559 Er, excuse me, who gave you permission to stand down, please? 486 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,879 I did, I'm leaving before I start things I wish I never saw. 487 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,919 Oh, Sunny Side Up is leaving everyone. 488 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,799 Going back to his Mama and Papa. 489 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,560 No, I'm going back to my wife actually and my baby. 490 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,599 You're married? 491 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,800 Yeah. See ya! 492 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,959 Baby! He can't be married! 493 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,159 So, how's he gonna hear what we're saying? 494 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,999 Cos there's a microphone there! 495 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,759 And the camera can see all the room, I tested it out. 496 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,599 It's incredible mind... What they can do these days. 497 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,759 What time is it in Canada, like? Lunch time. 498 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,159 It's so weird that, isn't it? That we're ahead of them. 499 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,119 It's like something out of Dr Who time travel an' that. 500 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,639 I mean really, we could tell Luke 501 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,319 what's gonna happen today, couldn't we? 502 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,400 Aw, don't spoil it for him! 503 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,119 And Mam don't shout, OK? Or cry when you see Luke. 504 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,559 Oh, hush now, how long we got? 505 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,560 Five minutes! 506 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,519 So when you actually going back then? To Wales? 507 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,999 Might be the end of next week. 508 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,080 You don't waste time, do you? Life's too short. 509 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,160 When you go back... you gonna visit my mother? 510 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,399 What do you think? 511 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,679 I think you're off your tree if you reckon you've got a chance with her. 512 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,319 You live in Canada, man! 513 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,119 And Sean's 32, you did know that, didn't you? 514 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,519 Yeah, I thought he was something in his 30s. 515 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,359 He rides a Harley and he's a boxer... 516 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,720 and she's nuts about him 517 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,560 Give me one good reason why she'd drop him for you? 518 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,000 Rob? 519 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,839 Because I love her. Bollocks. 520 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,759 And I think she loves me. More bollocks. 521 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:47,159 And because the night before I left for Canada... 522 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,360 me and your mother... 523 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,080 ...we slept together. 524 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,439 Please tell me that's bollocks? 525 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,000 No, it's true. 526 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,679 Oh, fuck. 527 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,680 You gonna answer that? 528 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,239 I can hear you but there's no picture... 529 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,199 Oh, my God, there he is! Hello my darling boy! 530 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,159 Hiya, Luke! Yoo-hoo!! Hold on a minute, I can't see you... 531 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,160 Hang on. 532 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,439 Yes! I can see you now! Alright? Hiya! 533 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,599 Ben, you could've dressed for the occasion, like. 534 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,359 - - Sorry! - Alright, Sean? - Alright mate. 535 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,039 Eh, Sean, what's with the baby? 536 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,239 You been up to no good since I been gone then or what? 537 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,719 Well actually... It's your little nephew it is. 538 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,839 Give him 'ere a minute, Sean. 539 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,080 Let's show Uncle Luke your lovely face. 540 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,239 Aw man, he's a beaut, isn't he? He misses you! 541 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,320 - We all do, love. - I don't, I got a massive bedroom now! 542 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,999 Ey, Luke, say thanks to your father for the laptop. 543 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,519 It's really generous of him. 544 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,599 - Yeah, it was. - Well, you can thank him yourself if you like Mam? 545 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,880 Oh, no, it's alright, no need to bother him. 546 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,159 Hey, Rob. 547 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,200 Come and say hello to the folks back home. 548 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,800 Hey, be nice for you to say thank you, Ben. 549 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,760 - Hello. - Hiya, Rob. 550 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,199 Alright? 551 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,919 Rob, thanks for the laptop, it's awesome. 552 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,920 It's a pleasure, glad I could help out. 553 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,559 So what's been occurring then in Canada land? 554 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,159 Nothing much really. Usual. 555 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,119 Well, actually, Rob's got a bit of news, haven't you, Rob? 556 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,559 Have I? 557 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,999 Yeah! Looks like he'll be popping back soon to Pontyberry, like. 558 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,479 Why. What for? 559 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,079 Erm... Well I've bought a local construction firm. 560 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,959 Er, Pontyberry Construction, you know it, Mam! Idris Howells's place. He's packed it in. 561 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,359 So I bought it off him. Yeah, but why would you do that? 562 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,119 It was a really good deal. 563 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,399 Couldn't you find something a bit nearer to home? 564 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,919 Pontyberry IS my home, of sorts. 565 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:05,920 No, it's not! 566 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,960 So when you coming back then? Could be next week. 567 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,600 Right. 568 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,279 Well, actually, Rob... 569 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,519 we've got a bit of news ourselves, haven't we babe? 570 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,999 Sean, don't say anything... Sean, man, now's not the time. 571 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,599 What? What news? 572 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,279 Come on, Stell, I mean it's stupid the scan's next week! 573 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,159 Woah, woah, woah, what scan? Oh, my God, Mam, 574 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,839 you're not ill or nothing are you? No, no, she's not ill, mate. 575 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,199 She's pregnant. 576 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,439 We're gonna have a baby. 577 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,640 Wicked! Can it be a boy one? 578 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,720 Congratulations. Thanks! 579 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,280 D'you know what, Sean? Sometimes you can be an absolute idiot! 580 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:11,399 You're just in a kerfuffle - cos you saw Rob! - No, I'm not! 581 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,119 It's bound to make you a bit odd. 582 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,999 You haven't seen him since you shagged him! 583 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,919 I couldn't give a toss about Rob. 584 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,919 It's Sean I'm pissed off with - opening his big mouth. 585 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,519 But why? 586 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,039 They're all gonna know this week anyway with the scan. 587 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,159 That's not the point! It was my news. 588 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,319 And he knew I wanted to wait. 589 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:32,799 Stell, what you got to realise is that men are like small children and dogs - 590 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,959 they get a bit over excited. 591 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,919 Your brother's just the same 592 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,719 he's obsessed with being the best funeral director in Wales at the moment 593 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,239 and it's doing my head in! 594 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,759 Yeah well, everything's doing my head in at the moment. 595 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,320 Yeah, that's just your hormones, you moany old whore. 596 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,079 Oh Paula, can I tell you something? 597 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,240 What? 598 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,880 Last week... 599 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,959 I heard Sean... 600 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,039 y'know... in the bath. - Wanking? - No! 601 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,960 - Singing? - No! Y'know. 602 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,679 Oh! Pumping! Parping! 603 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:19,679 - Steadying the buffs! - Shut up! Shut up, you know I can't handle it, even saying the word. 604 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,119 But it's a milestone in a relationship 605 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,879 when a fella parps in front of you. 606 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,600 You should take it as a compliment. 607 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,479 You parped in front of him yet? 608 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,640 Will you stop saying the word "parp"?! 609 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,159 Still... 610 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,999 strikes me you got bigger problems than parping to fry. 611 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,119 Like what you're gonna say in six month's time 612 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,199 when that baby pops out your vajojo with a shock of ginger hair? 613 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,519 Oh, great. 614 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,360 Really helpful that, thanks. Sorry - strawberry blonde. 615 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,400 Yeah? 616 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,959 Well, of course they have to be dead first, 617 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,480 it won't work otherwise, will it? 618 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,160 OK...Oh, my God. 619 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,839 Sean's a good bloke, Stell. 620 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,799 He's fucking gorgeous. 621 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,640 You won't find another one like him in Pontyberry. 622 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,280 No. I won't, will I? 623 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,359 Aren't you two meant to be at work? I'm on afternoons. 624 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,639 You sound like Dad! Emma, where are me trainers? 625 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,479 Oh, where were they? By the back door. 626 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,879 You know I found you in the bathroom last night, don't you? 627 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,239 Surrounded by all his books he was fast asleep, aww. 628 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,839 Aw, bless 629 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,279 Yeah, well that's cos it was the only place to work. 630 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,559 You weren't in any state to work when you got home. 631 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,799 You were pissed and doing that stupid smile. 632 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,879 So what! It was his first day! 633 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,399 I wasn't "pissed" actually babe, I only had a couple. 634 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,639 I don't want you to think I'm gonna start making a habit of it or anything. 635 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,239 Don't be daft. 636 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,759 Anyway I got something to tell you all. 637 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,719 It's gonna be all round the town 638 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,759 so I wanted you to hear it from me like, but it's about my mother. 639 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,040 Have she died? 640 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,600 She's pregnant. 641 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,719 - No way! - Shut up! 642 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,879 Yeah. 643 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,039 She didn't want to tell no-one till the scan, but Sean told Rob and Luke 644 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,599 and that on the computer last night so you may as well know an' all. 645 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,039 D'you think we should offer two for one on the protein shakes? 646 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,719 Just for the first week, like? 647 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,519 Ah, now, I been thinking about that, babes. 648 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,959 How about we turn it on its head like one for the price of two? 649 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,959 That way they'll think they're getting something really special! 650 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,399 Dad! I got something to tell you! Woah, woah, slow down, Slovanovich! 651 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,999 It's about Mam. Oh, my God, have she hit you? 652 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,999 What? No! She's gonna have a baby. 653 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000 What? 654 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,639 Hiya, Jag. Auntie Brenda. 655 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,519 You will have heard the news I expect? Our Stella. 656 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,279 Expecting again, she is. Sorry? 657 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,519 I know, Karl'll be devastated. 658 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,479 Why she couldn't keep her legs crossed like the rest of us I'll never know. 659 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,680 But there we are. These are the times in which we live. I'll see you kid! 660 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,079 And I'm sorry, I think that's disgusting. 661 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,679 Yeah you said, beaut. 662 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,319 I mean I'm surprised she was even having sex if I'm honest. 663 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,319 Cos let's face it, once you're past 40, you should knock it on the head. 664 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,879 Stands to reason. I'm 45! 665 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,360 Oh, don't be childish! 666 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,280 What? Don't hang up on me. 667 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,199 Stella! 668 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,239 Look, I know you're annoyed with me and you've a right to be but... 669 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,559 I wanna make it up to you. 670 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,439 Cos I hate sleeping back at the flat. 671 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,439 So get your glad rags on... Oh, Sean, man... 672 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,359 No excuses. 673 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,919 I'm gonna wine and dine you, 674 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,199 well dine you anyway, back into being friends with me. 675 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,719 I've booked us a table, where we had our first date, so... 676 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,519 I want ten out of ten for romance. 677 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,999 And I'll see you there at eight o'clock. 678 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,439 And what about Ben? Ben's staying at Karl's. 679 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,239 See? No excuses. 680 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,240 OK. 681 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,919 Hey, Stell! 682 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,599 I heard you're up the duff! 683 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,320 Well done, kid! Life in the old cocking girl yet then! 684 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,320 Come on, Banjo. 685 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,959 Hiya, this is Stella. 686 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,319 And Sean and Ben. 687 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,959 And Banjo! 688 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,639 Leave a message. 689 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,600 Hi. 690 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,199 Er, hello everyone, it's Rob. 691 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,479 Just phoning to say congratulations again on your news. 692 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,520 The line cut out yesterday, so... 693 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,280 Anyway. 694 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,560 Congratulations. 695 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,800 Bye. 696 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,999 Oh, God, what an idiot. 697 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,839 Right next time you see me I'll be a Canadian. Sort of. 698 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,799 Will you talk to her for me? - Who? - Your mother. 699 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,319 I'm not getting involved in all this, you're just gonna have to sort it yourself. 700 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,599 I can't talk to her when Sean is there, can I? 701 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,879 Y'know, and I need to know if it's my baby. 702 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,799 I don't think that's unreasonable. No, course not. 703 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,999 This appointment's at 12 and I don't wanna be late. 704 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,680 Oh, yeah, sorry, see you later. 705 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,600 - Boo! - Oh, hello. 706 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,319 - Careful. - Sorry. 707 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,839 I nearly spilt my drink! 708 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,239 Dai-Dai's missing paw-paw. 709 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,560 Oh, hush a minute now, isn't it? 710 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,839 I'm just trying to have a little break. 711 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,320 Y'know you can't keep it from me, don't you? 712 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,760 - Eh? - You are being very brave. 713 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,799 Dai, what are you on about? 714 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,919 Stella's baby. 715 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,039 I know how much it hurts. 716 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,440 Cos we never had one, like. 717 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:58,960 This is very nice. 718 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,120 So are you. 719 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:21,519 I'm really sorry for upsetting you. That's OK. 720 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,319 But I'm not sorry that they all know. 721 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,320 I'm glad! 722 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,840 Yeah. 723 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,640 Hey, I wonder if they still do them mushrooms? 724 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Come in! 725 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,799 Hiya. Luke Morris. 726 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,559 Yes, hi, thanks for coming in. 727 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,160 Do sit down. 728 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,479 I'm afraid there's been a problem with your visa. 729 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,039 How d'you mean? 730 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,480 You seem to have omitted telling us about your prison record. 731 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,719 Yeah. 732 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:16,800 We've booked your flight, Mr Maurice, you're going home. 733 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,239 You alright? 734 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,959 Was it them meatballs? 735 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,160 No. No, it's not the meatballs. 736 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,439 God, I love you. Why thank you, kind Sir. 737 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,960 - No, I really do. - I know. 738 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,119 You know we were talking about names the other day? 739 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,759 Well you were talking about names and I gotta say, 740 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,519 I'm not a fan of nothing fancy. 741 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,199 I mean what's wrong with John or Peter...? 742 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,840 No, wait, I'm not talking about baby names. 743 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:56,159 I'm talking about your name. I want you to change it. 744 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,119 I want you to change it to... 745 00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,320 Mrs Magaskill. 746 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,480 Oh, sweetheart... 747 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,360 I want you to marry me. 748 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,440 OK, this is not the reaction - I was hoping for. - Sean. 749 00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,800 There's something I have to tell you. 750 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,480 The night before Luke went to Canada... 751 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,040 ...I slept with Rob. 752 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,519 You can't just leave. 753 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,239 You've broken my fucking heart. 754 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,079 If you ask me it's all for the best. 755 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,679 Young fella like that, 756 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,879 he'd have been off like a ferret up a drainpipe when you had that baby. 757 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,679 Is this a bad time? Bobby! Oh, my God! 758 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,239 I think you and me need to talk face to face. 759 00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,039 There's nothing to talk about! 760 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,239 Oh, there's plenty. 761 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,480 Like why we ended up in bed together for one thing. 762 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,959 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 763 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,840 accessibility@bskyb.com